Bodega worker suffers broken jaw after violent avocado attack (Must see video)

Bodega worker suffers broken jaw after violent avocado attack (Must see video)


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Bodega worker suffers broken jaw after violent avocado attack (Must see video)
NY Post ^ | June 13, 2017 | Joe Tacopino

Posted on 06/13/2017 10:21:22 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Two men were caught on video launching avocados at a Bronx bodega worker — breaking the man’s jaw with the succulent fruit. The men went on the wild fruit-slinging spree in the Stadium Gourmet Deli near Yankee Stadium after an argument about their food order at about 4:45 p.m. on May 29, according to police. After being viciously pelted with both avocados and bananas, the 21-year-old bodega clerk was taken to Lincoln Hospital. The victim suffered cuts and fractures to his face as well as a broken jaw. Cops were looking for the two suspects Tuesday night.

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Unfriggin believable. Maybe they were mad the Avo’s were not ripe?


To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

I’ve never heard avocado described as succulent.

2 posted on 06/13/2017 10:23:38 PM PDT by webheart (All comments are considered to be sarcasm unless otherwise noted,)

To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

I think the first guy was on “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air”.

Of course, he could be the son of “The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers”.

3 posted on 06/13/2017 10:24:48 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for … some have unwittingly entertained angels)

To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Try having vending machines in places where these animals frequent.

All along 3rd avenue in BKLN pre Giuliani.

Great spots but I always wondered when the hammer was going to fall filling them up and taking the money out.

Guess God was with me.

4 posted on 06/13/2017 10:25:51 PM PDT by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust Conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)

To: webheart

Definition of succulent:

a :  full of juice :  juicy

b :  moist and tasty

5 posted on 06/13/2017 10:26:21 PM PDT by webheart (All comments are considered to be sarcasm unless otherwise noted,)

To: webheart

Half them. Then, a little salt, a little pepper and a generous squeeze of lemon juice and very very succulent. Grew up eating them a cpl times a week like that.


To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

I don’t know, but those Bronx guys are TOUGH! Do the Yankees need a left-handed pitcher, by any chance? /s;)


To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Holy crap. If they WEREN’T ripe, that’d be like slinging a baseball at the guy full speed from 6’ away!
Wonder what led up to that? One of them looks like he could have needed a Ramadan snack.

8 posted on 06/13/2017 10:32:28 PM PDT by GnuThere

To: webheart

‘I’ve never heard avocado described as succulent.’

I’ve never heard of an avocado that was described as edible. My wife has two trees, and she thinks they taste like ambrosia. I think they taste like Elmer’s Wood Glue.

9 posted on 06/13/2017 10:39:02 PM PDT by Viking2002 (“If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.” – John Steinbeck)

To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Where’s a registered, recently cleaned, previously loaded, privately held gun when you need one?
That was awful. They probably wanted free food or began eating inside the store, with no sign of intending to pay.
The temerity of that storeowner, expecting them to pay for what their taking!
Those two need to pay with their own broken facial bones.
A jaw for a jaw.


To: webheart

I’ve never heard avocado described as succulent.


I agree…I don’t believe that avocado trees are succulent plants—plants that absorb water in leaves to be drought tolerant…like cacti.

However, people may say avocados are succulent fruit meaning means “juicy” and is often used to describe food. Given their exterior, they are surprisingly moist and juicy 🙂

11 posted on 06/13/2017 10:48:47 PM PDT by Freedom56v2 (Inside Every Liberal is a Totalitarian Screaming to Get Out – D. Horowitz)

To: Viking2002

You’ll never work for Jeb Bush, mister!

12 posted on 06/13/2017 10:52:56 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There’d be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)

To: 2ndDivisionVet

What’s a Yeb! Bush?

13 posted on 06/13/2017 11:03:41 PM PDT by Viking2002 (“If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.” – John Steinbeck)

To: Freedom56v2

They grow well in the same climate as oranges, FWIW.


To: Viking2002

I had a doberman that went crazy for them. One would fall from the tree and he would inhale it like it was the antidote

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