Senator Ted Cruz, the cracklin’ cruzader of capitalism, is set to lock horns with Senator Bernie Sanders, the surly septuagenarian and snarlin’ socialist tonight, and we have a thread for YOU to discuss with the best website community ever!! The Scoooopers!!!
Here are some of the better tweets about the debate:
They offered Ted Cruz a debate slot on CNN. They told Bernie Sanders this was The Price is Right #CNNDebateNight
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 8, 2017
Sanders: WALL ST BANKERS
Cruz: Well the Constitution says
Sanders: MULTI-NATIONAL CORPORATIONS
Cruz: Article 1 Sec 8…
— Kelly Campagna (@warriorwoman91) February 7, 2017
Cruz vs. Sanders preview:
Cruz: Private markets.
Cruz: Government creates rationing.
Sanders: I WANT MY PUDDING CUP
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) February 7, 2017
Other than CNN needing to fill a time slot, what is the point of this Cruz/Sanders debate tonight?
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 7, 2017
Place yer bets!! And let’s get ready to RUUUMMMMBBBLE!!!!!
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