TRACTOR-TRAILER MAKES WRONG TURN, GETS STUCK ON BOARDWALK
VENTNOR, N.J. (AP) — A tractor-trailer apparently made a wrong turn and got trapped on a boardwalk at the New Jersey shore.
Workers in Ventnor spent Wednesday morning removing benches and railings to help the truck get off of the boardwalk.
Police said the truck first drove onto the boardwalk in Atlantic City early Wednesday. It then traveled about 2 miles (3.2 kilometers) south, near the end of the boardwalk in Ventnor.
The truck wasn’t able to make a turn onto a ramp to get off. The cab was later detached and driven off; a tow truck removed the trailer.
Ventnor police Chief Doug Biagi says the driver was not intoxicated but was issued a couple of summonses.
Engineers were checking to see if the truck caused any structural damage.
PENNSYLVANIA HIGH SCHOOL GOLFER HAS 2 HOLES-IN-ONE IN ROUND
ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) — A Pennsylvania high school golfer has defied huge odds by recording two holes-in-one in the same round.
Parkland High School golfer Ben Tetzlaff tells The (Allentown) Morning Call (http://bit.ly/2wCyfXn ) he still can’t believe the feat, which came during a nine-hole practice round Monday at Iron Lakes Country Club.
The National Hold-In-One Registry calculated the odds of the feat at 67 million-to-1.
Parkland coach Scott Levan says he missed the first ace, but saw the second when Tetzlaff hit a 9-iron on the 140-yard sixth hole. Tetzlaff had already sunk a gap wedge on the 104-yard second hole.
Tetzlaff’s career-low round is a 76 he shot at Allentown Municipal Golf Course. He hopes to play golf in college.
Tetzlaff says, “I still can’t believe it and I’m the one who did it.”
POLICE: SHOP OWNER FIRES WARNING SHOT, GETS STOLEN BEER BACK
COCOA, Fla. (AP) — Police say a Florida gas station owner chased a man and fired a warning shot, forcing him to return some stolen beer.
Orlando television station WESH reports it was the fourth time store owner Sowann Suy used his gun in defense of his store in the Atlantic coast community of Cocoa. Suy, who’s dubbed “Clint Eastwood” by friends, told the station he fired the shot Wednesday after the man took the beers and threatened to beat him up.
Records show Suy shot a suspect in the stomach at the store in 2009 and chased off another suspected robber the following year. In 2016, Suy wounded one man and two others were arrested during a botched robbery.
Cocoa police spokeswoman Barbara Matthews says Suy has “a perfect right to defend himself.”
COLORADO COPS SEARCH FOR POOP-AND-RUN JOGGER
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) — Police in Colorado are looking for a jogger they say is repeatedly interrupting her runs to defecate in public in one neighborhood.
Cathy Budde says she was first alerted to the woman she’s dubbed “The Mad Pooper” by her children, who caught the jogger in the act weeks ago. Budde tells KKTV-TV (http://bit.ly/2xO8JPl ) the woman apologized after she questioned her. But she says the jogger has left something behind on her runs at least once a week for the past seven weeks.
Police have asked Budde to take pictures of the woman so they can try to identify her. Budde has put up a sign asking the woman to stop. She says there are public restrooms in the area.
Police Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti calls the case “uncharted territory.”
COUNCIL MEMBER GIVES OPPONENT ABC (ALREADY BEEN CHEWED) GUM
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — A Minneapolis City Council member has given one of her opponents something to chew over — a piece of chewed gum.
Twenty-year incumbent Lisa Goodman took the gum out of her mouth and handed it to challenger Teqen Zea-Aida before the start of a candidate forum Tuesday.
Goodman asked Zea-Aida: “Would you take my gum, please?”
Goodman tells the Star Tribune she couldn’t find any paper to get rid of her gum and was just making a lighthearted comment. Zea-Aida wondered if Goodman was hinting he had bad breath and thought she was offering him gum.
Goodman says the challenger “looked at me like I was crazy,” and she took the gum back out of his hand. The council member says it was “a simple attempt at humor” and apologized.
ANIMAL HOUSE: SNAKES, BIRDS, QUAIL, RABBITS, CATS, FERRETS, RATS, MICE MOVED FROM HOME
LOCKPORT, N.Y. (AP) — Officials with an animal welfare organization say they’re removed hundreds of reptiles, birds, rats and mice from a western New York home.
The Niagara Gazette reports (http://bit.ly/2yfGGEE ) that the SPCA of Niagara says investigators checking out a house in the town of Lockport found hundreds of creatures inside, including 31 snakes, 30 quail, 13 rabbits, 10 cats, five ferrets, two parakeets and about 250 rats and mice.
The animals have been signed over to the local SPCA shelter. SPCA officials say the animals will be put up for adoption.
POLICE: MAN STEALS GREEN CHILE BURGER AFTER SLAPPING VICTIM
SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) — A New Mexico man is facing charges after police say he randomly slapped a customer and then stole the man’s green chile cheeseburger before dashing away.
Santa Fe police arrested 25-year-old Anthony Frazier on Sunday near the Shake Foundation where authorities say the bizarre attack occurred.
According to a criminal complaint, the victim says Frazier walked up to him to dance then slapped him across his face. The victim says Frazier then stole his green chile cheeseburger and ran from the scene.
Witnesses say Frazier also had a belt around his neck.
Police later caught up with Frazier and arrested him for robbery after the victim identified him as the alleged burger thief.
It was not known if he had an attorney.
300 BATS CAUGHT BY JANITORS AT SALT LAKE CITY HIGH SCHOOL
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A bat infestation prompted a Salt Lake City high school to cancel its after-school programs so school workers could root out the flying mammals.
Janitors at the city’s West High School rounded up more than 300 bats from Monday through Wednesday, prompting the school to close its doors Wednesday afternoon.
Some flying bats were caught in midflight by janitors using butterfly nets. Others were found sleeping in classroom corners.
Salt Lake City School District spokesman Jason Olsen says the high school lies in a migratory bat path. But the number of bats this year was above average.
Students who may have come into contact with the bats were encouraged to speak with Salt Lake County Health Department personnel who were at the school on Wednesday.
The captured bats were relocated.
MAN DRESSED AS CLOWN RUNNING FOR CITY COUNCIL SEAT
BOSTON (AP) — A man dressed as a clown is running for a city council seat in Boston.
The Boston Herald reports that Roxbury resident Pat Payaso will be on the November ballot along with seven other candidates for an at-large city council seat. The candidate’s last name means clown in Spanish.
Payaso donned a rainbow wig, red nose and clown makeup in recent campaign photos and videos on social media.
The newspaper reports he registered his campaign with the state in April and has $45 in his campaign account.
City Councilor Annissa Essaibi George says that Payaso is making a “mockery” of the election. Payaso didn’t immediately comment.
The four candidates receiving the most votes in the race earn a seat on the 13-member council.
CALIFORNIA TV VIEWERS ALARMED BY APOCALYPTIC EMERGENCY ALERT
LAKE FOREST, Calif. (AP) — Some television viewers in southern California were startled when an apocalyptic emergency alert flashed on their screens.
The Orange County Register reports (http://bit.ly/2wE42az ) a Lake Forest woman says she was watching HGTV on her Cox Communications cable service on Thursday when the alert flashed across the screen. Video shows the message included the voice of a man warning that “in the last days extremely violent time will come.” The newspaper says Spectrum cable customers also got the message.
A Cox spokesman tells the newspaper that viewers should have seen a typical emergency-broadcast test but a technical malfunction caused it to go on longer than it should have. He says the broadcast picked up an audio feed that bled into the alert.
The cable companies say they’re investigating.
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER? LIBRARY BOOK RETURNED 78 YEARS LATER
ATTLEBORO, Mass. (AP) — It took nearly 80 years, but a book borrowed during the Great Depression has been returned to a Massachusetts public library.
The Attleboro Public Library posted on its Facebook page Thursday pictures of a copy of “The Young Lady at Home,” by T.S. Arthur. The book was returned this week. The due date stamped at the back of the book? Nov. 21, 1938.
Library deputy director Amy Rhilinger tells WPRI-TV a man had been cleaning out his friend’s basement when he came across the book. She says the library staff thought it was “awesome” the book was returned even though it’s in terrible condition and can’t go back into circulation.
Rhilinger says the library isn’t trying to collect late fees, either. She says they’d amount to almost $2,800.
UNHAPPY HOUR: TRUCK WITH 40,000 POUNDS OF VODKA OVERTURNS
CLAYTON, N.C. (AP) — A tractor trailer full of vodka has overturned on a North Carolina highway and it may take until happy hour to clean up the mess.
Clayton police said on Twitter that the truck tipped on its side around 5:45 a.m. Thursday on U.S. Highway 70, about 20 miles (32 kilometers) southeast of Raleigh. A witness helped the driver get out of the cab safely.
Police said the truck was carrying about 40,000 pounds of vodka.
Authorities say the load was so heavy, that when a tow truck tried to turn the truck right side up, the truck’s metal exterior bent. So instead, workers are taking the boxes of vodka off one at a time.
Clayton officials say the mess might not be cleaned up and the road reopened until 5 p.m. Thursday.
PROSECUTORS: TEXAS LAWMAKER SPENT $51K ON ONLINE PSYCHIC
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — A Texas lawmaker apparently spent more than $51,000 of her own money on an online psychic, showed up for work at the Capitol impaired by medication and hid a cellphone from investigators, prosecutors allege in a court filing this week.
Rep. Dawnna Dukes is due to face misdemeanor corruption charges at an Oct. 16 trial. She is accused of giving a taxpayer-funded raise to a legislative aide to cover gas money for shuttling her daughter back and forth from school.
The Travis County prosecutors’ court filing this week is intended to inform Dukes’ attorneys of allegations against her that will be asserted at trial. She’s not facing charges pertaining to the allegations included in the filing.
“Under Texas law, the state is required to give notice to the defendant of any evidence, not arising from the same transaction as that on trial, that the state might attempt to introduce to prove motive, opportunity, intent, preparation, plan, knowledge, identity, absence of mistake, or lack of accident,” District Attorney Margaret Moore said in a statement to the Austin American-Statesman .
Dukes’ attorney, Dane Ball, declined to comment on the allegations.
The Travis County district attorney’s office alleges in the filing that Dukes paid for the psychic from December 2014 to January 2016, totaling nearly $1,000 a week. She apparently used her own money for the payments; the court document doesn’t indicate public funds were used. The district attorney’s office didn’t return a call Thursday seeking clarification.
Authorities contend she was noticeably impaired on one occasion while performing legislative duties at the Capitol. She showed up late to a House appropriations committee hearing on March 29 and at one point said, “I know I’m talking a lot. I’m full of morphine and will be headed out of here soon.”
She’s also accused of giving investigators a different cellphone from the one they were seeking when they served her with a search warrant. In addition, the filing says Dukes was absent for roll call 65 percent of the time during the 2017 legislative regular session, and 36 percent of the time in the special session.
Prosecutors still want to salvage a felony case against the lawmaker, the American-Statesman reported. The DA’s office last week placed 13 felony charges against Dukes on hold after a legislative official gave conflicting information about reimbursement vouchers that Dukes is alleged to have falsified in 2013 and 2014 for days she did not travel to the Capitol.
Dukes previously had announced plans to resign, citing medical concerns. But she reneged in January and was sworn in for her 12th term.
COPS: OWNER TAKEN FOR RIDE WHEN TEST DRIVER LEAVES WITH CAR
DILLSBURG, Pa. (AP) — Police say a Pennsylvania man was taken for an unpleasant ride when a man test-driving his vehicle kept on driving and never brought it back.
Police in Carroll Township, York County, say the bizarre theft occurred about 8:30 p.m. Tuesday.
Investigators say the car’s owner advertised it online and met a man interested in buying his red 1995 Acura Integra.
The owner drove the prospective buyer around for a while then stopped so the buyer could get into the driver’s seat. That’s when police say the buyer drove the car away before the owner could get back into the car.
Police say the car has a charcoal grey hood and Pennsylvania license plate JFS-9628.
The car was last seen in Dillsburg on Route 15, possibly headed toward Philadelphia.
SEAL WITH AMPUTATED FLIPPER HEADED TO NIAGARA FALLS AQUARIUM
BRIGANTINE, N.J. (AP) — A harbor seal whose rear flipper had to be amputated after being struck by a boat has recovered and is headed to an upstate New York aquarium.
New Jersey’s Marine Mammal Stranding Center in Brigantine has been caring for the seal since it was found wounded on a beach in Barnegat Light on Long Beach Island earlier this year.
The young male seal had cuts on its back and its rear flipper was nearly severed, requiring it to be amputated.
The injuries make it nearly impossible for the seal to survive in the wild, so center staff arranged to send the animal to the Aquarium of Niagara in Niagara Falls on Friday.
There it will join six other seals.
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