No it is most emphatically NOT underwater.
Do this. Go to your bathtub. Fill it to the brim. Get in and sink down below the water. Now you are underwater.
What is happening in Miami is equivalent to you stepping your bathtub, 1/10 th full.
Why must you too, exaggerate?
It’s inconvenient but if Miami were really underwater, the town would be bulldozed down to the sand and the Miami Dolphins would have to move to St. Pete.
South Miami would be gone forever and god would never mekka me that happy.
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